Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't glamorous being the Head Ogre of an ogrecompany. He's got mountains of paperwork to tackle, meetings with annoying officials, and the constant threat of pests.
To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his power tie. Another day, another gold coin.
The Corporate Swamp: Everyone Feels It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Swamp Life > Nine to Five
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the wetlands, life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to breathe fresh air . No boss breathing down your neck out here. Just the croaking frogs and the gentle lapping of water . It's a good life , ya know? One you can't find in no suit and tie world .
Farquaad's the Big Cheese Send Help
This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a big mistake. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my read more life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm convinced he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, come quick!
The OGRE meme Lord
He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.
- The meme game is weak without him
- He lives for the likes
- Beware of his rage
Gatorfest Guaranteed
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real soaker. We're lookin' at heavy rain all weekend long with heat indexes in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a raincoat. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.